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Ïðèáåãàþò ðóññêèå (Ð) â ñâî¸ ïðàâèòåëüñòâî è èñïóãàíî ñîîáùàþò î òîì, ÷òî àìåðèêàíöû âûñàäèëèñü íà Ëóíå. Ñïðàøèâàþò, ÷òî äåëàòü. Èì îòâå÷àþò:
- ×òî äåëàòü? Âûêðàñèòå Ëóíó â êðàñíûé öâåò!
Âûêðàñèëè.Ïðèáåãàþò â ñâîþ î÷åðåäü À è ñîîáùàþò î ïðîèñøåñòâèè. Èì ñîâåòóþò:
" Íàïèøèòå áåëûìè áóêâàìè "Marlboro"".
Ð ïðèáåãàþò ê ñâîèì. Èì ãîâîðÿò, êàê èñïðàâèòü ïîëîæåíèå:
" Íàïèøèòå âíèçó: "Ñäåëàíî â Ìîñêâå""
Íàïèñàëè. À íå ìîãóò óñïîêîèòüñÿ, òîæå çà ñîâåòîì ïðèáåãàþò. Ðàññêàçàëè ñèòóàöèþ. Èì ñîâåòóþò: "Ïîäïèøèòå: ïî ëèöåíçèè "Philip Moriss"". Ïîäïèñàëè.
Ðóññêèì â îòâåò ñîâåòóþò: " Íàïèøèòå: "Ìèíèñòåðñòâî îáîðîíû Ðîññèè ïðåäóïðåæäàåò: êóðåíèå îïàñíî äëÿ Âàøåãî çäîðîüÿ!"" |
| âñåì ïðèâåò |
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Ñàéò ÁÊ Ìîëîò âåäüì (ñåðâèñû) - http://www.witchhammer.ru/news.php
Ñàéò ÁÊ †Îðäåí Ìèðîòâîðöå↠(ñåðâèñû) - http://www.ordenmira.ru/ |
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- Àëëî, ïðèâåò! Êaê äåëa, ÷åì çaíÿò?
- Äa âîò, ñáðañûâaþ ëèøíèå êèëîãðaììû...
- Î! Â ñïîðòçaëå?
- Íåò, â òóaëåòå... |
×òî ñêàçàëè òàòàðû, êîãäà ïðèøëè íà Ðóñü?
- Íàñ îðäà.
À ÷òî ñêàçàëè ðóñè÷è, êîãäà ê íèì ïðèøëè òàòàðû?
- À íàñ ðàòü. |
- ×òî ýòî ça òaòóèðîâêa ó òåáÿ íèæå ñïèíû: 00-88?
- Ýòî íå òaòóèðîâêa, ýòî æåía íaæaëa ía ãaç, êîãäa ÿ ãaðaæ îòêðûâaë. |
Æåía ïîäõîäèò ê ìóæó è ãîâîðèò: - Ó íañ ëaìïî÷êa ñãîðåëa, êðaí òå÷¸ò è äâåðü ïëîõî çaêðûâaåòñÿ, ïî÷èíè! Ìóæ åé: - ß òåáå ìañòåð ía âñå ðóêè ÷òî-ëè?
Ía ñëåäóþùèé äåíü ìóæ ïðèõîäèò ñ ðaáîòû, a ëaìïî÷êa ãîðèò, êðaí íå òå÷åò, ñ äâåðüþ íîðìaëüíî, ñïðaøèâaåò æåíó: - Êòî ïî÷èíèë? - Äa, ñîñåäa ïîïðîñèëa, îí è ïî÷èíèë.
Ìóæ: - È êaê æå òû ñ íèì ðañïëa÷èâaëañü?
Æåía: - À îí ñêaçaë: "Èëè "äaâaé", èëè ñïîé".
Ì: - Íó, è ÷òî-æå òû åìó ñïåëa? Æ: - À ÿ òåáå, ÷òî, ïåâèöa ÷òî-ëè? |
- Îôèöèàíò! Ó ìåíÿ â ñóïå ÷òî-òî ïëàâàåò!
- Ïîíèìàåòå, ýòî ñóï! Òàì âñåãäà ÷òî-òî ïëàâàåò.
- Äà, íî îíî êðîëåì ïëàâàåò è âîëíó ãîíèò! |
